IJMC - Love Those Alabama Troopers

Now of course, you could re-write this to have fun with any state you'd 
like. But it came to me as Alabama, and a friend of mine was once pulled 
over in Alabama...we got some great lines out of that one. So I'm leaving 
it as Alabama, but if you wanna think of it as a state or whatnot 
neighboring your own locale, feel free.                             -dave






Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state
trooper. The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the
driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with
the stick. 

The driver says, "Why'd you do that? 

The trooper says, "You're in Alabama, son. When I pull you over, you'll
have your license ready." 

Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here." 

The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives
the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps
on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks
him with the nightstick. 

The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?" 

The cop says,"Just making your wishes come true." 

The passenger says, "Huh?" 

The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say,'I
wish that jerk would've tried that crap with me.'"