IJMC - Watch Out For These Kids

First New Kids on the Block, now troublesome Amish teens. We're really 
going wild now, aren't we? Ahh well, so long as Tim Allen and Kirstie 
Alley keep quiet, all will be good.                              -dave








Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen is in Trouble

10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6am.

9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.

8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.

7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"

6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."

5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."

4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.

3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't 
listening."

2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage 
cheese."

1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards.