IJMC - Pahk the Cah

Atlanta simply does not see snow such as is described here. Even if 
Atlanta saw snow like this, the idea of snow plows running through the 
streets brings laughter to my voice. Yet, I have spent part of winters in 
Connecticut and Ohio, so I am able to picture the described setup. I hope 
you can...visualizing this joke helps.                              -dave

P.S. 24 hours without an ADSL error...knock on wood!




Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of morning coffee
listening to the weather report coming over the radio.  "There will 
be 3 to 5 inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared.  
You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the streets."  
Ole got up from his coffee and replies "Well, okay."

Two days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of 
morning coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 2 to 4 
inches of snow today and a snow emergency has been declared.  You 
must park your cars on the even numbered side of the streets."  Ole 
got up from his coffee and replies, "Well, okay."

Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of
coffee and the weather forecast is, "There will be 6 to 8 inches of 
snow today and a snow emergency has been declared.  You must park your 
cars on the..." and then the power went out and Ole didn't get the rest 
of the instructions.  He says to Lena, "What am I going to do now, 
Lena?"

Lena replies, "Aw, Ole, yust leave the car in the garage."