IJMC - In Time For the Weekend

Just in time for those of you buying new cars for the turn of the 
millennium, here is a quick tip for avoiding speeding tickets. Remember, 
your mileage may vary. Hey, if you are buying a new car just for the 
weekend, can I have it the week after? I mean, if you are done with it 
and all...                                                         -dave






A man in his 40's bought a new BMW and was out on the interstate for a
nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what
was left of his hair, and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped
up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. 

"There's no way they can catch a BMW," he thought to himself and opened
her up further. 

The needle hit 90, 100.... then the reality of the situation hit him.
"What the hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. 

The cop came up to him, took his license without a word, and examined it
and the car. 

"It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift, and it's Friday the
13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse
for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go." 

The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a
cop. I was afraid it was you and you were trying to give her back." 

"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.