IJMC - Twelve Days In the Hood

Could be worse...could be twelve days under the hood. I have known 
mechanics to take that long just to tell you you need an oil change...and 
right now you do not want to get me started on Windows...what should be a 
simple setup and configuration of a new system is taking forever, thanks 
to Microsoft...alas.                                                -dave






TWELB DEYS OF CRIMMUS

On de fert dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
A 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de secont dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Too gold teets an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de therd dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Tree hot wings, too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de fort dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de fit dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Five Bags of WEED!!!!!!!!!!!  Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets,
an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de scixt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
A scix pak of forties, Five Bags of WEED!!!!!! Fo pig feets, tree hot
wings, too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de sebint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties, Five bags of WEED!!!!!! Fo
pig feets, tree hot wings,  too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de ate dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties, Five
bags of WEED!!!!!!  Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets an a 78
Cutlass Supreme!

On de nite dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak
of forties, Five Bags of WEED!!!!!  Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold
teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme!

On de tint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Tin freaks a freakin', nyne playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin
hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties, Five Bags of WEED!!!!!!  Fo pig
feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets, an a 78 Cutlass Supreme! 

On de levint dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Levin jacked up hoopties, tin freaks a freakin', nyne playa haters, ate
pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of forties, Five bags
of WEED!!!!!!  Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold teets, an a 78
Cutlass Supreme! 

On de twelt dey of Crimmus ma boo dun give ta me!!!
Twelb gubmint cheez, levin jacked up hoopties, tin freaks a freakin', nyne
playa haters, ate pimps a pimpin', sebin hommies chillin', a scix pak of
forties, Five Bags of WEED!!!!!!  Fo pig feets, tree hot wings, too gold
teets, An A 78 Cutlass Supreme!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


              WORDMAN
              You
              Knooow!!!