IJMC - The Ark Dinna Sink

Lemme tell you, this has been a week. I knew on Wednesday it was a long 
week...but Friday is finally here and all is good. Early to bed, middling 
to rise, makes a dave happy and slightly less baggy under the eyes...or 
something like that. Sleep...good. Hmm...yeah.                      -dave







All I Really Need to Know I Learned From Noah's Ark 


1. Don't miss the boat.

2. Don't forget that we're all in the same boat. 

3. Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark. 

4. Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do
something REALLY big. 

5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done. 

6. Build your future on high ground. 

7. For safety's sake, travel in pairs. 

8. Two heads are better than one. 

9. Speed isn't always an advantage; the snails were on board with the
cheetahs. 

10. When you're stressed, float awhile. 

11. Remember that the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by
professionals. 

12. Remember that woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm
outside. 

13. No matter the storm, when you're one with God there's a rainbow
waiting

Lynn D. Combs