IJMC - Desperately Seeking Schmoozing
Or perhaps my second favorite...I can dream, can't I? Ahh, another day,
another dollar. But no lasagna. I forgot the lasagna. Next week will be
the big one for the lasagna. Granted, I did have really good lasagna last
night, so maybe that will tide me over til next week... -dave
P.S. Euro-techno rocks...like, really cool. Boppin to da beat on da seat..
ACTUAL PERSONALS FROM ISRAELI NEWSPAPER
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ATTRACTIVE JEWISH WOMEN, 35, COLLEGE GRADUATE, SEEKS SUCCESSFUL JEWISH
PRINCE CHARMING TO GET ME OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE........
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SHUL GABBAI, 36, I TAKE OUT THE TORAH SATURDAY MORNING AND I WOULD LIKE TO
TAKE YOU OUT SATURDAY NITE....PLEASE WRITE!!!!
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COUCH POTATO LATKE, IN SEARCH OF THE RIGHT APPLESAUSE. LET'S TRY IT FOR
EIGHT DAYS. WHO KNOWS ???????????
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DIVORCED JEWISH MAN, SEEKS PARTNER TO ATTEND SHUL WITH, LIGHT SHABOS
CANDLES, CELEBRATE HOLIDAYS, BUILD SUKKAH TOGETHER, ATTEND BRISSES,
BAR-MITZVAHS......RELIGION NOT IMPORTANT !!!!!!!
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ORTHODOX WOMAN WITH GET, SEEKS MAN WHO GOT GET.....GET IT???
I'LL SHOW YOU MINE IF YOU SHOW ME YOURS
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YESHIVA BOCHUR, TORAH SCHOLAR, LONG BEARD, PAYOS, SEEKS SAME IN WOMAN
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WORRIED ABOUT IN-LAW MEDDING ??
I'M AN ORPHAN !!!!! WRITE SOON !!
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NICE JEWISH GUY, 38, NO SKELETONS.. NO BAGGAGE.. NO PERSONALITY
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FEMALE GRADUATE STUDENT, STUDYING KABALLAH, ZOHAR, EXORCISM OF DYBBUKS,
SEEKS MENSCH...... NO WEIRDO'S PLEASE !!!!!!
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STAUNCH JEWISH FEMINIST, WEARS TZITZIS, SEEKING MALE WHO WILL ACCEPT MY
INDEPENDENCE, ALTHOUGH YOU PROBABLY WILL NOT..... OH, JUST FORGET
IT..........
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JEWISH BUSINESS MAN, 49, MANUFACTURES SABBATH CANDLES, CHANUKAH CANDLES,
HAVDALLAH CANDLES, YAHRZEIT CANDLES SEEKS NON-SMOKER..
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ISRAELI PROFESSOR, 41, WITH 18 YEARS OF TEACHING IN MY BEHIND.....LOOKING
FOR AMERICAN - BORN WOMAN WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH, VERY GOOD
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80 YEAR OLD BUBBY, NO ASSETS, SEEKS HANDSOME, VIRILE JEWISH MALE, UNDER
35........ OBJECT MATRIMONY.........I CAN DREAM, CANT I ??????
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I AM A SENSITIVE JEWISH PRINCE WHOM YOU CAN OPEN YOUR YOUR HEART TO SHARE
YOUR MOST INNERMOST THOUGHTS AND DEEPEST SECRETS....CONFIDE IN ME .. I'LL
UNDERSTAND YOUR INSECURITIES....NO FATTIES, PLEASE
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JEWISH MALE, 34, VERY SUCCESSFUL, SMART, INDEPENDENT, SELF - MADE..
LOOKING FOR GIRL WHOSE FATHER WILL HIRE ME.....
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SINGLE JEWISH WOMAN, 29, INTO DISCO, MOUNTAIN CLIMBING, SKIING, TRACK AND
FIELD.... HAS SLIGHT LIMP
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JEWISH PRINCESS, 28, SEEKS SUCCESSFUL BUSINESSMAN OF ANY MAJOR JEWISH
DENOMINATION : HUNDREDS, FIFTIES, TWENTIES.......
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DESPERATELY SEEKING SCHMOOZING !!! RETIRED SENIOR CITIZEN DESIRES FEMALE
COMPANION 70 + FOR KVETCHING, KVELLING, AND KRECHTZING. UNDER 30 IS ALSO
O.K. !!!!!!!!!!!!!
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