IJMC - I Mug You
Ok, so I am not going to take your money...just your email addresses and
names and add you as friends on sixdegrees! Thanks to those who wrote,
and please, if you have not yet, send me an email so I can add you to my
sixdegrees list...I looked through all the settings on sixdegrees and I
think you can turn off all emails from sixdegrees...so what I said about
a few emails a month probably can be changed to an email every blue moon
or so...course, on the internet, a blue moon is just around the next web
page! -dave
<A HREF="mailto:ijmc@ijmc.com">email me for sixdegrees</A>
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There's something 'bout a mugging;
That always excites the heart;
It empties out our pockets
And makes a speedier depart.
A muggings a way to share the pain
And sad times we go through,
Or just a way for friends to say
They want your money, too.
Muggings are meant for anyone
For whom we feel should share,
From your grandma to your neighbor,
Or a cuddly teddy bear.
A mugging's an amazing thing -
It's just the perfect way
To get money that we're needing,
But can't find the means to pay.
It's funny how a mugging
Makes everyone feel screwed;
In every place and language,
It's always understood.
And muggings don't need new equipment,
Special batteries or parts -
Just open up your arms,
And open up your wallets.
Mug someone today!
"We shot it twice with anesthetic, still it bites the waiters..."
(It's best if you read the original "You have just been hugged")
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