IJMC Lightbulb Jokes

                      IJMC - Lightbulb Jokes

Gotta love when I don't get around to the posts for a few days...but 
then, I did spend like 20 hours straight in bed, not counting taking care 
of the cat twice. So I think I'm excused...maybe I should set up a cron 
job like has been suggested...of course, if you all grow to expect your 
IJMC in your emailbox every day at the same time...well, uhm, I don't 
know what would be wrong with that...maybe on the new server. We'll see.. 
there are ways of doing it, just most of them involve a bunch of 
prewritten posts that would go out when I'm behind. You'd lose this 
wonderful just-in-time delivery! And that would be such a waste...  -dave

   Columnist for a local newspaper gleans the area for humor by and for
his readers. Recently he ran a joke on how many dogs it takes to change a
light bulb. I didn't see the paper that day and can't tell you the punch
line but one of his readers replied with "answers from dogs." 

   Golden Retriever: "The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid
burned-out light bulb." 

   Border Collie: Just one? And I'll replace any wiring that is not up to

   Dachshund: "I can't reach the stupid lamp." 

   Toy Poodle: "I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it.
By the time he gets through rewiring the house, my nails will be dry." 

   Rottweiler: "Go ahead! Make me!"

   Labrador Retriever: "Oh! Me! Me! Pleeese let me change the light bulb!
Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?" 

   Malamute: "Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me and pack up the
sled while he's busy!" 

   Doberman Pinscher: "While it's dark I'm taking a nap on the couch ...
any objections?" 

   Hound Dog: "ZZZZZZZ"

   Chihuahua: "Yo quiero Taco Bulb!"

   Irish Wolfhound: "Can someone else do it? I've got a hangover."

   Pointer: "I see it! There it is! Right there!"

   Australian Shepherd: "First put all the light bulbs in a little circle

   Old English Sheepdog: "Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate
was a light bulb?" 

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