IJMC As a Good Friend Says,

                  IJMC - As a Good Friend Says,

"The best laid plans of mice and men...are often about the same." I had 
thought to get a good night's sleep tonight and an early start tomorrow. 
Then I lost an hour (gotta love the computer auto-updating the clock to 
daylight savings time). Then the last couple of emails I decided to 
finish took far longer than expected. Then, well...I ain't gonna make it 
up early tomorrow <sigh>. Oh well, life shall go on.               -dave

   The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason....
you're sick of him.

   Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He
probably lies about other things too.

   There are only two four letter words that are offensive
to men..."don't" and "stop" (Unless they're used together).

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