IJMC - On the Way To Heaven

Not too much to say tonight...more unpacking to do this weekend...the 
kitchen keeps plodding along...and my roommate was heard to say, "Dave, 
you have a *lot* of stuff!" Hmm, my friends won't let me throw it out. I 
guess I'll keep storing it...                                      -dave







The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a 
three-way plane crash over the Atlantic Ocean. Tragically, 
they all died and went to the pearly gates together.

"Oh, this is terrible," exclaims St. Peter, "I know you 
guys think we summoned you here, but this is just one of 
those coincidences that happen.  St. Peter was fretting, 
"Since we weren't expecting you, your quarters just aren't 
ready. We can't take you in just yet and we can't send you 
back."

Then he got an idea. He picked up the phone, "Lucifer, this 
is Pete. Hey, I got these three guys up here. They're ours, 
but we weren't expecting them, and we gotta fix the place 
up for 'em. I was hoping you could put them up for a while. 
It'll only be a couple of days. I'll owe you one."

Reluctantly, the Devil agreed.
BUT.....  Two days later...

"Pete, this is Lucifer.  Hey you gotta come get these three
clowns. This Pope fellow is forgiving everybody, the Graham 
guy is saving everybody, and that Oral Roberts has raised 
enough money to buy air conditioning."