IJMC - Snacks From Hell

Hey Tom, I think we've got a few more to add to your brains in milk gravy 
and don't you already have the #1 snack from hell? Think Kroger would 
carry all of these?                                                 -dave








The top ten Snacks From Hell found and written by Jim McLauchlin's
"Collection of Bizarre Food Products."  These are REAL products so BEWARE!!!!!
 
 10.	Anis Candy:  This one was brought back from a trip to France,
        coincidentally enough the birthplace of the term "candy ass."

 9. 	Hickory Smoked Ostrich Snack:  "Ostrich Snack" meaning it's made of
        ostrich, not something you feed an ostrich.

 8.	Orbitz Natural Fruit-Flavored beverage:  It's got chunks floating in it.
        Chunks.  In your soda.

 7.  	Uncle Billy's Voo Doo Jerk Slather:  NEVER eat anything made by an
        "Uncle Billy."  Especially not a "slather."

 6. 	Snow's All Natural Clam Juice:  There's nothing "natural" about clam
        juice.

 5.	Bubba Brand Screamin' Crab Boil:  It's "environmentally safe" and makes
        crabs scream.  Mmmmmmmmm!

 4.	Tomato Aspic Jellied Tomato Salad:  Canned vomit.

 3.	Ass in the Tub:  The after-effects implied by the name guarantee 
        this one stays unopened FOREVER.

 2.	Can of Bread:  Canned bread...?

 1.	Armour Potted Meat Food Product:  Ingredients (no joke):  Mechanically
        separated chicken, beef tripe (stomach!), partial defatted cooked 
        pork fatty tissue, beef hearts, partial defatted cooked beef 
        fatty tissue....uhhh, we think we're done.