IJMC - Roof Preading

Ok, I'll admit. I've added my own comments to this one. I just couldn't 
help myself. It was too tempting...sorry if I ruined it for ya, but hey, 
these things happen.                                               -dave








The Value of Roof Preading
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ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT - Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the
                             bottom of the box.)

                             [oops...]


ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING - Product will be hot after heating

                                   [wow, will it really?]


ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON - Do not Iron clothes on body

                                  [but that's half the fun!]


ON BOOTS CHILDREN'S COUGH MEDICINE - Do not drive car or operate
                                     machinery

                                     [can I operate a car or drive 
                                      machinery instead?]


ON NYTOL (A SLEEP AID) - Warning: may cause drowsiness

                         [yawn]


ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE - Warning: keep out of children

                            [awh man, there goes all my fun!]


ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS - For indoor or outdoor use
                                               only.

                                               [I don't want to know what
                                                other use there may be!]


ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR - Not to be used for the other use.

                               [this other use, I'm curious about]


ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS - Warning: contains nuts

                         [shucks. I wanted the nut-free nuts]


ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS - Instructions: open packet, eat
                                         nuts.

                                         [belch loudly. repeat. fly Delta.]


ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW - Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.

                        [my last chainsaw should have had this warning]