IJMC - The Wizard of Washington

I'm sure you can figure this one out for yourselves, but I thought it was 
worth a laugh anyway. And besides, I'm behind again...I didn't get home 
from work until oh, about 5:30 am last night. Then back in first thing 
this morning...when, lesse, three servers, a router, the phone system, 
and a T-1 all went down. Got everything running again...then a few hours 
later two of the servers died again. I'll be back tomorrow morning for 
those...I have to get some sleep!                                   -dave




Our three past and our current presidents found themselves
following the famous Yellow Brick Road, on their way to 
meet The Wizard.  They were all missing just a little something 
and figured The Wizard could help them.

They meet The Wizard and he asks each in turn what they need.

"Well", Jimmy Carter says, "I could use some courage."
"No problem," says The Wizard, and Carter gets his courage, 
no questions asked.

"What about you, Mr. Reagan?", The Wizard asks.
"If I only had a brain," Mr. Reagan replies, and voila, Mr.
Reagan has his brain.

George Bush is next.  "People tell me I could use a heart," he
pleads, and The Wizard grants Mr. Bush his wish.

"Tell me, Mr. Clinton, what do you most want?", asks The Wizard.
Mr. Clinton doesn't hesitate.

"Is Dorothy around?"