IJMC - The Tate Family

Speaking of things that will drive a sane person nuts...here's the second 
post for tonight. As a friend of mine asked me not to send out twenty at 
once...I'll just do the old-fashioned "two-a-night" until I get caught up 
sometime next week. Isn't that swell? Double your Dave-quota! Twice the 
witty commentary! And I'm sure there will be lots of unpacking stories to 
tell...like how I went through four boxes to find my daily calendar so I 
could properly number the last post I sent...and this one, I guess. Gotta 
love it...the computer's all hooked up, but a little calendar held up my 
ability to send out a simple email.                                 -dave


The Tate Family...

	You may have heard about the Tate family. They're in every
organization. 
	There is Dic-Tate, who wants to run everything. Ro-Tate is always
trying to change things. Agi-Tate stirs up trouble wherever possible,
with the help of Irri-Tate. 
Every time new ideas are suggested, Hesi-Tate and Vege-Tate are there to
say the ideas won't work. Imi-Tate wants to copy other organizations and
not anything new. Devas-Tate loves to be disruptive, Poten-Tate wants to
be the big shot. 
          But it's Facili-Tate, Cogi-Tate and Medi-Tate who always save
the day and get everyone pulling together. 





	Memorable Quote...

        "Is it true that you smoke eight to ten cigars a day?"  
           "That's true."  
        "Is it true that you drink five martinis a  day?"  
           "That's true."  
	"Is it true that you still surround yourself with beautiful young
         women?" 
           "That's true."  
	"What does your doctor say about all of this?"  
	   "My doctor is dead."
                                         - George Burns (1896-1996)