IJMC - A Fine Day to Drink

The IJMC would like to take this moment to thank it's Internet Provider, 
TJSGroup and it's founder Tom Hughes. Without TJSGroup's help and 
generous provision of our Internet Access, the IJMC would not be what it 
is today. For that, we say thanks. Thanks TJSGroup! Thanks Tom!    -dave







One fine day, an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. They proceeded to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they
where about to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of
their pints and became stuck in the thick head. 

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. 

The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued
drinking it as if nothing had happened. 

The Irishman picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer
and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT, YOU BASTARD!!"