IJMC - Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving

Mayhap Thanksgiving isn't an international holiday, but the spirit can 
be. Families and friends coming together to share a grand feast to 
celebrate that they are alive and well. To give thanks for what each has, 
a simple enough concept with the American slant removed. And since I 
spent the last oh, say, five hours cooking...well, I'm sending out a 
batch of Thanksgiving posts for ya. Happy Turkey Day!               -dave





THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY AT THANKSGIVING, BUT AREN'T...

"Whew, that's one terrific spread!"

"I'm in the mood for a little dark meat."

"Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist."

"Talk about a huge breast!"

"It's Cool Whip time!"

"If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!"

"Are you ready for seconds yet?"

"Are you going to come again next time?"

"It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?"

"Just wait your turn, you'll get some!"

"Don't play with your meat."

"Just spread the legs open & stuff it in."

"Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?"

"I didn't expect everyone to come at once!"

"You still have a little bit on your chin."

"Use a nice smooth stroke when you whip it."

"How long will it take after you stick it in?"

"You'll know it's ready when it pops up."

"Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!"

"How many are coming?"

"That's the biggest one I've ever seen!"

"Just lay back & take it easy...I'll do the rest."

"How long do I beat it before it's ready?"