IJMC - Sobriety Test

It's late. I'm tired. My bed is falling apart. My computer table is all 
of about a foot off of the floor. My office and audio/video stuff is 
spread across three rooms. It looks like a bomb hit the place. All me. 
Yipes. I got a mess to clean up tomorrow. G'night, sleep well.    -dave







A driver was pulled over by a police officer for speeding. As the
officer was writing the ticket, he noticed several machetes in the car.
"What are those for?" he asked  suspiciously.

"I'm a juggler," the man replied.  "I use those in my act."

"Well, show me," the officer requested.

So he got out the machetes and started juggling them, first three, then
more, finally seven at one time, overhand, underhand, behind the back,
putting on a dazzling show and amazing the officer.

Another car passed by.

The driver did a double take, and said, "My God. I've got to give up
drinking!  Look at the test they're giving now."