IJMC - Cliff's Notes Version of the King James

In today's MTV society, this seems practically, should I say, a Godsend? 
Even high schoolers should be able to finish this one. Perhaps even 
memorize it?                                                       -dave








The Bible in 50 Words

God made, Adam bit, Noah arked, Abraham split, Joseph ruled, Jacob 
fooled, Bush talked, Moses balked, Pharaoh plagued, people walked, sea 
divided, tablets guided, Promise landed, Saul freaked, David peeked, 
prophets warned, Jesus born, God walked, love talked, anger crucified, 
hope died, Love rose, Spirit flamed, Word spread, God remained.