IJMC - Amish Vehicle Trouble

Ok. Shogo multiplayer over my ADSL rocks. We're talking some serious fun. 
Take da big mech, find a good city level, and play bouncer. Bounce a 
piece of this mech over the bridge, bounce a piece of that mech down the 
road, find the Red Riot and try not to nuke oneself...fun. I can't wait 
for the multiplayer patch to come out next week. It'll get better! 
Course, then I might not get anything else done for a while...or at least 
until Team Fortress 2 for Half-Life comes out. Games!               -dave




An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is
pulled over by a cop. 

"Ma'am, I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning.
You have a broken reflector on your buggy." 

  "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home," she says.

"That's fine.  Another thing, ma'am. I don't like the way that one rein
loops across the horse's back and around one of his balls. I consider that
animal abuse. That's cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of
that right away!" 

Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter
with the cop. 

"Well, dear, what exactly did he say?"

  "He said the reflector is broken."

"I can fix that in two minutes. What else?"

  "I'm not sure, Jacob ... something about the emergency brake..."