IJMC - Walking With the Goddess

Well, after several weeks of battling back and forth, I have my brand new 
ADSL service. Can we say, "fast"? Yes, I think we can. I don't think 
you're supposed to have Internet this fast to your home. Cable modems, 
stand back, the phone company's got something better...although, I hope 
you know what you're doing, cause they don't hold your hand throughout 
the process...I still have to find my new news server...but hey, it's 
fast, it's fairly cheap, and for today, it's good. :)                -dave



 
FOOTPRINTS

I dreamed that I was walking down the beach with the Goddess. And I looked
back and saw footprints in the sand. 

But sometimes there were two pairs of footprints, and sometimes there was
only one. And the times when there was only one pair of footprints, those
were my times of greatest trouble. 

So I asked the Goddess, "Why, in my greatest need, did you abandon me?" 

She replied, "I never left you. Those were the times when we both hopped
on one foot." And lo, I was really embarassed for bothering Her with such
a stupid question.

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Haiku for an M.I.T. salarydrone

Friday-Tie choking.
Cubicle slave boyfriend sits.
Sorrows drowned in 'Dew.