IJMC - Print This Out in Triplicate

Wow, I've got a lot of minor things I wanna say. How convienent I've got 
this place to do so...first off...they let a rare book cataloguer on to 
"Win Ben Stein's Money"? There goes $5000. Second...I wanted to leave the 
tag line of the submitter of this piece on...Jennifer...it was yours... 
managing editor...nice title. Lastly, this one's getting printed out at 
work tomorrow...time to pass it around to my clients. <grin>        -dave





     <<  COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM  >>

     1. Describe your problem:
        __________________________________________   
     2. Now, describe the problem accurately:
        __________________________________________   
     3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem:       
        __________________________________________
        __________________________________________   
     4. Problem Severity:
        A. Minor__
        B. Minor__
        C. Minor__
        D. Trivial__
  
     5. Nature of the problem:
        A. Locked Up__
        B. Frozen__
        C. Hung__
        D. Shot__
  
     6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes__ No__   
     7. Is it turned on? Yes__ No__   
     8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes__ No__   
     9. Have you made it worse? Yes__   
     10. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__   
     11. Are you sure you've read the manual? Yes__ No__   
     12. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__   
     13. Do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__   
     14. If `Yes' then why can't you fix the problem yourself?       
         _________________  
     15. How tall are you?  Are you above this line? __________________   
     16. What were you doing with your computer at the time the problem       
         occurred?
         ______________________________________________________   
     17. If `nothing' explain why you were logged in.
         ________________________________________________________________   
     18. Are you sure you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__   
     19. How does this problem make you feel? ____________________________   
     20. Tell me about your childhood. ___________________________________   
     21. Do you have any independent witnesses of the problem? Yes__ No__   
     22. Can't you do something else, instead of bothering me? Yes_