IJMC - We Have a Choice?
You know the world's in trouble...one of my roommates just created a damn
good hot wing recipe. It's a modified version of an old tried and true
sauce that ends up tasting real good on wings. Why's that leave the world
in trouble? Well, I won't say out loud, but if you've ever had too many
good wings in one night...you know why. Tomorrow will hurt. -dave
We Have A Choice?
A bunch of preachers are having a meeting in the rectory of a Catholic
priest. Just as they're silently tuning up for some heavy orations,
the priest offers all of them a whiskey to ease tensions and get the
smell of religious napalm out of the air.
"Don't mind if I do, thanks," says the Methodist vicar, who slugs down
three fingers of Wild Turkey.
"And you?" asks the priest of the born-again minister. "What?" the
born-again shouts indignantly. "Drink alcohol? Why, I'd rather debauch
in a whorehouse!"
At this the Methodist spits his whisky back into the glass and
hollers, "Whoa! You mean we get a choice?"