IJMC - Six Words: Super Dew Take II

In three and more years of IJMC posts, I have only mentioned Super Dew 
once?! Wow. We're talking a concoction that will lift you up, bounce you 
against the walls, richochet you off the ceiling, and then crash you like 
a Cement Cuddler in the swimming pool. But...it gets you through things. 
Like postponed speeches that come after Calculus tests. When you're brain 
dead from two nights of cramming math (ok, so I was way behind...) and 
you're not sure how you'll stand up straight let alone speak, that's when 
Super Dew comes into play. Simple directions: take one thirty-two ounce 
cup of Mountain Dew and drink off a few ounces...starts the buzz. Add one 
package of sugar-sweetened Tropical Punch Kool-Aid (the kind that makes 2 
quarts) to the now 28-30oz of Dew. Stir well and ingest. Bounce. Give 
Speech. Try to remember speech. Fail to remember speech. Come home. Write 
IJMC. Go to bed and crash. Crash, dave, crash. Super Dew.           -dave

P.S. Read tonight's post at your own risk. Dave assumes NO responsibility 
for the hideously bad joke that follows. He only cared about what's above.





A string walks into a bar with a few friends and 
orders a beer. The bartender says, "I'm sorry, 
but we don't serve strings here." The string 
walked away a little upset and sat down with his 
friends. A few minutes later he walked back up to 
the bar and ordered a beer. The bartender, 
looking a little exasperated, says, "I'm sorry, we 
don't serve strings here." So the string goes 
back to his table. Then he gets an idea. He ties 
himself in a loop and messes up the top of his 
hair. Then he walks back up to the bar. His 
friends think that he's crazy. So, he orders a 
beer. The bartender squints at him and says, 
"Hey, aren't you a string?" And the string says, 
"Nope, I'm a frayed knot."