IJMC Who's The Weaker Sex?

                        IJMC - Who's The Weaker Sex?

I'm willing to claim I'm a male and I'm willing to claim I'm lazy. But 
that doesn't mean that all males are lazy. Sometimes we're just creative 
in how not to work...or simply in how to handle things. Like my thinking 
of taking up a small collection to pay for the software to keep me from 
having to deal with as much of the administration of this list...kinda 
passing the virtual hat, if you will. Lazy? Or smart?              -dave


* Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

* There would be a cure for stretch marks.

* Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

* Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

* All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

* Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

* Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

* They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

* Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.

* Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.

* Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

* They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

* Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

* Women would rule the world.

IJMC May 1998 Archives