IJMC - The Genie and the Professor

Here's another case of I thought I'd send this one already, but I can't 
find it in the archives. Oh well, if it's a duplicate, it's a duplicate. 
It's good enough to be worth sending again...this marks the end of the 
IJMC's for right now (three at once) and there will be two on Sunday when 
I get back (assuming I return...). Have a great weekend, I believe I 
shall be! Something about a bar in a pool that just pleases me.     -dave





    A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city
 park and they find an antique oil lamp.  They rub it and a Genie comes
 out in a puff of smoke.

    The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of
 you just one."

    "Me first! Me first!" says the grad student.  "I want to be in the
 Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless."
 Poof! He's gone.

    "Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc.  "I want to be in Hawaii,
 relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai
 Tai on the other."  Poof! He's gone.

    "You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

    The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."