IJMC - Blue Light Special

I wonder, does K-Mart still have blue light specials? I remember them 
from when I was a little kid, but I've hardly had reason to go into one 
since, and I don't think there were any when I did. Ahh well, I'm not 
sure it would get me to go to K-Mart any more often if they did, so why 
should they bother...I mean, does anyone else shop there? <grin>  -dave






A priest and a rabbi were talking when the rabbi asked the priest what goes
on in the confessional.  "I have an idea," said the priest. Why don't you
sit with me on my side of the confession booth and hear it for yourself?
No  one will ever know."

A woman came into the booth and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned."

The priest asked, "What did you do?"

"I cheated on my husband."

"How many times?"

"Three times."

"Well," said the priest, "Say 5 Hail Marys and put 5 dollars in the
offering box."

Another woman came and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned."

The priest asked, "What did you do?"

"I cheated on my husband."

"How many times?"

"Three times."

Again the priest said, "Say 5 Hail Marys and put 5 dollars in the offering
box."

Then the priest said to the rabbi, "would you like to do the next
confession?"

The rabbi started to object, but the  priest said, "Go ahead.  It's easy."

So another woman came in and said, "Bless me Father for I have sinned."

This  time the rabbi asked, "What did you do?"

"I cheated on my husband."

"How many times?"

The woman said, "Twice."

Then the rabbi said, "Well you have another time coming to you. They're 3
for 5 dollars today."