IJMC - Watch That Cow!

Ok, so we've almost got a theme going this weekend. Shame I already sent 
out the Cows With Guns post...ah well, life goes on, now then doesn't it? 
Well, it's been a good weekend and there's a day to go. Enjoy!      -dave








   A man was helping one of his cows give birth, when he noticed his
   4-year-old son standing wide-eyed at the fence, soaking in the whole

   event.  The man thought, "Great...he's 4 and I'm gonna have to start

   explaining the birds and bees.  No need to jump the gun - I'll just
   let him ask, and I'll answer."

   After everything was over, the man walked over to his son and said,
   "Well son, do you have any questions?"

   "Just one." gasped the still wide-eyed lad. "How fast was that calf
   going when he hit that cow?"