IJMC - I Want One

Granted, I think what I want most right now is a good night's sleep. So, 
enjoy this little story...I'm going to bed.                        -dave









A married couple was enjoying a dinner
out when a statuesque blonde walked
over to their table, exchanged warm
greetings with the husband and walked
off.

"Who was that?" the wife demanded.

"If you must know," he replied coolly,
"that was my mistress."

"Your mistress?!  I want a divorce!"

"Are you sure you want to give up a big
house in the suburbs, a Mercedes, furs, 
jewelry and a vacation home in Mexico?"

They continued dining in silence.
Finally, the woman nudged her
husband and said, "Isn't that Howard
over there? Who's he with?"

"That's his mistress," her husband
replied.

"Oh," she said, taking a bite of dessert.
"Ours is cuter."