IJMC - Higher Education?
You know, I almost think this version of a college entrance exam would be
about as useful as the current methods...I mean really, they even let me
in using the current methods! -dave
University Entrance Exam
1. ______
| sand | = sand box
|______|
2. man
---------- = man overboard
board
3. stand
---------- = I understand
i
4. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/ = reading between the lines
5. wear
-------- = long underwear
long
6. r
road = cross road
a
d
7. cycle
cycle = tricycle
cycle
8.
t
o = downtown
w
n
9. /
le /
/ vel = split level
/
10. 0
------------ = two degrees below zero
M.D.
Ph.D.
11. knee
-------- = neon light
light
12. ii ii
------------- = circles under the eyes
O O
13. dice
dice = paradise
14. t
o
u = touchdown
c
h
15. ground
------------
feet
feet = six feet underground
feet
feet
feet
feet
16. mind
---------- = mind over matter
matter
17. he's / himself = he's beside himself
18. ecnalg = backward glance
19. death / life = life after death
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