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                        IJMC - Higher Education?
You know, I almost think this version of a college entrance exam would be 
about as useful as the current methods...I mean really, they even let me 
in using the current methods!                                       -dave
 University Entrance Exam
 1. ______
   | sand |                                 = sand box
   |______|
 2.   man
    ----------                              = man overboard
      board
 3.  stand
    ----------                              = I understand
       i
 4. /r/e/a/d/i/n/g/                         = reading between the lines
 5.   wear
     --------                               = long underwear
      long
 6.   r
     road                                   = cross road
      a
      d
 7.  cycle
     cycle                                  = tricycle
     cycle
 8.
     t
     o                                      = downtown
     w
     n
 9.      /
     le /
       / vel                                = split level
      /
 10.     0
      ------------                          = two degrees below zero
         M.D.
         Ph.D.
 11.    knee
       --------                             = neon light
        light
 12.    ii    ii
       -------------                        = circles under the eyes
          O   O
 13.  dice
      dice                                  = paradise
 14.   t
       o
       u                                    = touchdown
       c
       h
 15.      ground
       ------------
          feet
          feet                             = six feet underground
          feet
          feet
          feet
          feet
 16.     mind
       ----------                          = mind over matter
         matter
 17. he's / himself                        = he's beside himself
 18. ecnalg                                = backward glance
 19. death / life                          = life after death
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