IJMC A Visit To the Doctor

                      IJMC - A Visit To the Doctor

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   A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.  
   The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home andbring 
   me back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75-year old man 
   reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as
   clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks what happened, 
   and the man explains, "Well, doc, it's like this. First I tried with  
   my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
   nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, 
   but nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She even tried with her
   mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and still  
   nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady next door, and she tried  
   with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was
   shocked. "You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied, "Yep, but  no 
   matter what we tried, we couldn't get the damn jar open!"

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