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I wonder if I checked, what percentage of my little blurbs I spend saying 
I have nothing to say or I'm exhausted and "good night." Tonight is one  
of those nights, but I just figured I wanted to say something. So I have, 
and now I lay me down to sleep, I pray that my server keeps.        -dave







                      The Ultimate Urban Legend

 Craig Shergold is a 10 year old boy who is dying of cancer. Before he
 dies, he would like to set the world record for receiving the most
 Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipes. You can help Craig by sending an irate fax
 to LEXIS-NEXIS demanding that they remove all traces of your mother's
 maiden name from their executive washroom wall. They will respond by
 sending e-mail labeled "goodtimes" to the computer controlling Craig's
 life support equipment. When Felippe Linz, the technician operating the
 computer opens this mail, his hard drive will be overwritten with
 thousands of credit card invoices for $250.00, erasing the last bit of
 evidence that Hillary was seen on the grassy knoll when JFK was shot, thus
 allowing world domination by Bill Gates and his tri-lateral commission
 cronies who are eating fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches in the
 black helicopters with Elvis.

HUMOR Digest - 19 Aug 1997 to 20 Aug 1997




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