IJMC - Ahh, Two Tigers!

Well, maybe it wasn't such a great week to switch to listing my weight on 
Tuesday night. I didn't make it to the gym tonight either. And tomorrow 
night I'll be back with the IJMC founder, Michael Ivey at his weight 
room. However, I did exercise tonight (bad idea to start my old routine 
at the last achieved level...I may hurt tomorrow, but I'm hoping not to) 
and I used Tom's scale to weigh myself. As I've said, I don't trust his 
scale, so I took an average of four times...                        -dave

215  (+/- 1)


   The scene is a dark jungle in Africa. Two tigers are
   stalking through the brush when the one to the rear
   reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger
   in front.

   The startled tiger turns around and says, "Hey! Cut it
   out, already." The rear tiger says, "sorry," and they
   continue.
 
   After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger again
   reaches out with his tongue and licks the ass of the tiger
   in front. The front tiger turns around and cuffs the rear
   tiger and says, "I said stop it!." The rear tiger says,
   "sorry," and they continue.
 
   After about another 5 minutes, the rear tiger once more
   licks the ass of the tiger in front. The front tiger turns
   around and asks the rear tiger, "What is it with you,
   anyway?"
 
   The rear tiger replies, "Well, I just ate a lawyer and I'm
   trying to get the taste out of my mouth!"