IJMC - Family Feud

I'm not sure that I should send this. It really shows just how far some 
people have fallen. Of course, the the intellectually upstanding of the 
rest of us...we can enjoy laughing at it. So, out it goes.        -dave








Check out these ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "The Family Feud"

Name something a blind person might use -  A sword
Name a song with moon in the title - Blue suede moon
Name a bird with a long neck -  Naomi Campbell
Name an occupation where you need a torch - A burglar
Name a famous brother & sister - Bonnie & Clyde
Name a dangerous race - The Arabs
Name an item of clothing worn by the 3 musketeers - A horse
Name something that floats in the bath - Water
Name something you wear on the beach - A deckchair
Name something Red - My cardigan
Name a famous cowboy - Buck Rogers
Name a famous royal - Mail
A number you have to memorize - 7
Something you do before going to bed - Sleep
Something you put on walls - Roofs
Something in the garden that's green - Shed
Something that flies that doesn't have an engine - A bicycle with wings
Something you might be allergic to - Skiing
Name a famous bridge - The bridge over troubled waters
Something a cat does - Goes to the toilet
Something you do in the bathroom - Decorate
Name an animal you might see at the zoo - A dog
Something associated with the police - Pigs
A sign of the zodiac - April
Something slippery - A conman
A kind of ache - Fillet 'O' Fish
A food that can be brown or white - Potato
A jacket potato topping -  Jam
A famous Scotsman - Jock
Another famous Scotsman - Vinnie Jones
Something with a hole in it -  Window
A non living object with legs - Plant
A domestic animal - Leopard
A part of the body beginning with 'N' - Knee
A way of cooking fish - Cod
Something you open other than a door - Your Bowels