IJMC Are We Tired Of It Yet?

                    IJMC - Are We Tired Of It Yet?

Well, we may be tired of it, but here's another idea. Maybe it's not all 
the stoopid morons sending their mindless rantings to us all. Maybe we're 
just all overworked. I can't be, I was sent home from work the day after 
my birthday. By the way, thanks to everyone who has sent their letters of 
support and belated birthdays. I'm going through this will all of you 
(I've got two accounts subscribed to keep track of _normal_ IJMC posts, 
so I'm deleting twice as much). Your support helps...I don't do this for 
the money...still no word from Netcom...time to call again soon.    -dave

--Hello y'all!--

Anybody feeling stressed out and tired? If you are, you'll be happy to
hear this one. We have every right to be tired...


      Why I'm so Tired
      I'm So Tired...
      For a couple years I've been blaming it on iron poor blood, lack of
vitamins, dieting and a dozen other maladies..
      I'm tired because I'm overworked.
      The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are
      That leaves 133 million to do the work.
      There are 85 million in school, which leave 48 million to do the
      Of this there are 29 million employed by the federal government.

      This leaves 19 million to do the work.
      Four million are in the Armed Forces, which leaves 15 million to do
the work.
      Take from the total the 14,800,000 people who work for State and
City Government and that leaves 200,000 to do the work.
      There are 188,000 in hospitals, so that leaves 12,000 to do the 
      Now, there are 11,998 people in Prisons.
      That leaves just two people to do the work.
      You and me.
      And you're sitting there playing around with e-mail.


Now, there's your excuse!
Have a great, great day!!

With love and little green frogs,

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