IJMC The Boys Play Golf

                     IJMC - The Boys Play Golf

There's a joke about a threesome in here somewhere, but I'm just not 
quite sure what it is. So I'll spare you the attempt. However, I will 
pass along this address, as I just spent about twenty minutes reading the 
rest of Mr. Wolf's e-mails sent from space...


There ya have it, and yes Brian, I did like them quite a bit.       -dvae


   Moses and Jesus were in a threesome playing golf one day.  

   Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the
fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised
his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and

   Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly
toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond
and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond
and chipped the ball onto the green. 

   The third guy got up and sort of randomly whacked the ball. It headed
out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the
roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the
drainspout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned
pond. On the way to the pond, the ball hit a little stone and bounced out
over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly.  Suddenly a very
large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his
mouth.  Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew
away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and
dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

   Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad." 

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