IJMC - Happy Belated New Year!
Only a few days late...but man, I needed a vacation. Unfortunately, the
party's over and I'm back in the swing of things...but hey, that includes
the IJMC so not all is lost! Anyway, here's a cute little list for
everyone to laugh at and enjoy. And to a great 1998! -dave
P.S. Any bets on whether the IJMC lasts to 2001? <grin>
The Top 16 MENSA Pick-Up Lines
16> "This is your brain. This is your brain on my naked thigh.
15> "Could you help me get this tie tack out of my hand?"
14> "Towards what end does a substantially empathetic demoiselle
such as yourself inhabit a locus such as this?"
13> "What say we skip this nerd-fest and hit an all-night symposium
on Euclidean Geometry?"
12> "Perchance, would you be inclined to participate, at my
domicile, sans apparel, in a modicum of copulation?"
11> "It doesn't take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if
it did, I'd be overqualified."
10> "You'll have to excuse me -- Your presence excites me beyond
all capacity for cognitive discourse."
9> "Vini, Vici, Va-va-voom!"
8> "You must be tired, because you've been running quadratic
equations through my mind all night."
7> "That tape on your glasses really sets off your eyes."
6> "According to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum
Mechanics, we may already be making love right now."
5> "If I were to mention to you that you have a bellus corpus,
would you take umbrage?"
4> "I bet your brain stem reaches almost down to your gluteus
3> "Ooohh, your IQ is 145? I like 'em dumb and strong!"
2> "By visually measuring the wrinkles in the front of your pants,
calculating your body mass based on your height and weight,
and dividing that number by your waist size -- I conclude that
you have absolutely nothing in your pocket and are, in fact,
glad to see me."
and the Number 1 MENSA Pick-Up Line...
1> "Baby, I'll have you barking like a *canis familiaris*."