IJMC - What Do You Eat For Christmas?
Some have lamb. Some eat turkey. Some go all out with feasts that appease
both the eye and the palate. But here, at the International Junk Mail
Clearinghouse, we have one thing. Ham. -dave
Ok, I know they're bad, but here they are, anyway. - Jim
What do they call Santa's helpers?
What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys?
Santa's little Elvis.
Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
What does the cow's holiday greeting?
What does Santa likes to eat?
A jolly roll.
Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
What does Santa say when he is sick?
OH OH NO!
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
How does Santa Claus take pictures?
With his North Pole-aroid.