IJMC - After Reading the CNNfn Report
I suppose not everyone can afford the price increases of the traditional
presents this year. Some may have to turn to other means to provide the
gifts that their friends and family will enjoy. Most of us will just
select other gifs...but for others, there are no substitutes. -dave
It was Christmas Eve and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the
"What are you charged with?"
"Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant.
"What?!? That's no offense," said the judge. "How early were you doing
"Before the store opened," he replied.