IJMC A Kid's Guide To Life

                   IJMC - A Kid's Guide To Life

Nowadays we all become busy from time to time and we forget the little 
things. To help with remembering the important rules for life, here's a 
collection of kid's ideas to help you through. My, can we tell that 
English isn't one of the subjects I'm taking this sememster?      -dave


 1.  Never trust a dog to watch your food.  Patrick, Age 10

 2.  When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. Matthew, 
     Age 12

 3.  Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching.  Andrew,
     Age 9

 4.  Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. Rocky, Age 9

 5   Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning.  Stephanie,
     Age 8

 6.  Don't flush the john when your dad's in the shower.  Lamar, Age 10

 7.  Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your
     parents are doing their taxes.  Carol, Age 9

 8.  Never bug a pregnant mom.  Nicholas, Age 11

 9.  Don't ever be too full for dessert.  Kelly, Age 10

10.  When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer
     him.  Heather, Age 16

11.  Never tell your mom her diet's not working.  Michael, Age 14

12.  Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.  Joel,
     Age 12

13.  When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on
     the phone. Alyesha, Age 13

14.  Never try to baptize a cat.  Laura, Age 13

15.  Never spit when on a roller coaster.  Scott, Age 11

16.  Never do pranks at a police station.  Sam, Age 10

17.  Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving.  Rob, Age 10

18.  Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your
     mom told you to do. Hank, Age 12

19.  Remember, you're never too old to hold your father's hand.  Molly,
     Age 11

20.  Listen to your brain. It has lots of information.  Chelsey, Age 7

21.  Stay away from prunes.  Randy, Age 9

22.  Never dare your little brother to paint the family car.  Phillip,
     Age 13

23.  Forget the cake, go for the icing.  Cynthia, Age 8

24.  Remember the two places you are always welcome - church and grandma's
     house. Joanne, Age 11

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