IJMC - Redneck Wedding

So, how much trouble would I get in if I changed this from "Redneck 
Wedding" to "Jamaica Wedding"? Ok, so I'd rather be going to the wedding 
than making fun of it...you don't plan a wedding in another country the 
week after your friends are going on vacation...when the vacation has 
been planned for months longer than the wedding! If it was a few months 
off...maybe...but the week after?! Oi...good luck.                 -dave





Top Ten Signs You're At A Redneck Wedding

       10. Rehearsal Dinner Held At Hooters

        9. Instead Of "Friends Of The Bride Or
           Friends Of The Groom?" Ushers Ask "Ford
           Or Chevy?"

        8. Bridesmaids: Pink Tube Tops
           Bridegrooms: Travis Tritt T-Shirts

        7. Phrase "I Do" Replaced By "I Heard
           That"

        6. Tender Rendition Of "The Wedding
           Song" Performed By Pinkard & Bowden

        5. When Minister Asks Who Giveth This
           Woman To Be Married...Some Guy In The
           Back Stands Up And Hollers "Earnhardt!"

        4. Reception Conversation Includes The
           Phrase "So What Have You Been Doing
           Since Hee Haw, Mr. Lindsay?"

        3. Snack Trays At Reception: Vienna
           Sausages And Nacho Cheese Doritos

        2. Plans For The Honeymoon Evening
           Include Tickets To The Monster Truck
           Show

        ...And The Number One Way To Tell If
           You're At A Redneck Wedding...

        Sign In Front Of The Church: No Shirt...No
        Shoes...No Problem!