IJMC - Student's Definitions?
Ok Webster's, listen up. From what I can tell, some students have put
together some new words for you to consider. My two bits says that you
ought to at least include the last one... -dave
[hoping for a good night's sleep...since X-Files is a rerun anyway...]
anacondom, n: A large-sized, constrictive prophylactic.
arachnoleptic fit, n: The frantic dance performed just after you've
accidentally walked through a spider web.
Beelzebug, n: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
bozone, n: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
sign of breaking down in the near future.
cashtration, n: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
financially impotent for an indefinite period.
caterpallor, n: The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
fruit you're eating.
decaflon, n: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming
only things that are good for you.
dopelar effect, n: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you
come at them rapidly.
extraterrestaurant, n: An eating place where you feel you've been
abducted and experimented on. Also known as ETry.
faunacated, adj: How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed.
Hence faunacatering, noun, which has made a meal of many species.
foreploy, n: Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that
leads to sex.
Grantartica, n: The cold, isolated place where arts companies without
hemaglobe, n: The bloody state of the world.
intaxication, n: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
realize it was your money to start with.
kinstirpation, n: A painful inability to move relatives who come to
lullabuoy, n: An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents
you from drifting off to sleep.