IJMC Student's Definitions?

                    IJMC - Student's Definitions?

Ok Webster's, listen up. From what I can tell, some students have put 
together some new words for you to consider. My two bits says that you 
ought to at least include the last one...                        -dave

[hoping for a good night's sleep...since X-Files is a rerun anyway...]

 anacondom, n:    A large-sized, constrictive prophylactic.
 arachnoleptic fit, n:    The frantic dance performed just after you've
 accidentally walked through a spider web.
 Beelzebug, n: Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your
 bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
 bozone, n:   The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright
 ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little
 sign of breaking down in the near future.
 cashtration, n:    The act of buying a house, which renders the subject
 financially impotent for an indefinite period.
 caterpallor, n:   The color you turn after finding half a grub in the
 fruit you're eating.
 decaflon, n: The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming
 only things that are good for you.
 dopelar effect, n: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when you
 come at them rapidly.
 extraterrestaurant, n: An eating place where you feel you've been
 abducted and experimented on. Also known as ETry.
 faunacated, adj: How wildlife ends up when its environment is destroyed.
 Hence faunacatering, noun, which has made a meal of many species.
 foreploy, n: Any misrepresentation or outright lie about yourself that
 leads to sex.
 Grantartica, n: The cold, isolated place where arts companies without
 funding dwell.
 hemaglobe, n: The bloody state of the world.
 intaxication, n: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you
 realize it was your money to start with.
 kinstirpation, n: A painful inability to move relatives who come to
 lullabuoy, n: An idea that keeps floating into your head and prevents
 you from drifting off to sleep.

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