IJMC - Why Guys Like Gals
And, in my more politically correct phase, here's the counterpart to last
night's post...and I think it's a little more truthful...but who am I to
judge anyway. I'm just a guy...course, I'm just a guy with a mailling
list, not everyone can claim that. Not everyone would want to either...
but anyway...tonight's for drinking (remember, drink responsibly...don't
drink and drive, it's not as safe as sleeping with whomever you drink
with!). Hey, I only said "more politically correct", not "politically
correct." And on that note, here's a message from our founder, live and
direct from the International Junk Mail Clearinghouse corporate campus!
(go for it Mikey!) -dave
Man...Dave, it's been _years_ since I sent one of these out live. And
back when I sent them out, they were much less...uhm..."family oriented."
Yeah, that's it. (Elizabeth, if you ever go look at the "Orphan Annie"
page, please, please, please...never show your parents.) I must admit,
it feels kinda nice to be addressing all of you again, especially since
the readership has grown exponentially since I last did this. I hope
that all of you have enjoyed being a part of this crazy thing called
the IJMC, and I want to thank you. I also want to thank Dave, for
taking over when I got bored and actually doing something with it. =)
And now, before I cross over into "non-family friendly," here's the post.
Oh yeah! I'm starting a new list, called "Rant Along With Michael Ivey"
that I'll be sending more info about along soon.
With love and strangeness,
:wq! (where's my vi, dave?)
[f**k off, Mike.]
A Few Reasons Why Guys Like Gals ?
1.Actually ... just the way they kiss you ...
2.Because of the way that they are always right about those things
that you are always wrong about.
3.Because of the way their eyes light up when they laugh and smile.
4.Because she is who she is, for her as a person, I don't know what
else to say ...
5.Because they become your best friend when you need one.
6.How cute they are when they argue
7.How cute they are when they eat
8.How cute they look when they sleep
9.The ease in which they fit into our arms
10.The way a woman always apologizes for talking too much, when all
you want to do is hear her voice
11.The way her eyes look back at you when you're staring deep into
12.The way her hand always finds yours
13.The way her smile makes you feel like the only man on earth.
14.The way she asks you to hold her tight because she's cold.
15.The way she doesn't believe you when you tell her she looks great
in the morning.
16.The way she fits perfectly in your arms.
17.The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that
an hour later ...
18.The way she snuggles up to you in bed.
19.The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
20.The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore ...
21.The way they fall into your arms when they cry
22.The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that
you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
23.The way they fit like a glove when you hold them in your arms
24.The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
25.The way they hold you, and make you feel safe, no matter where you
26.The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in
27.The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
28.The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'
29.The way they look good no matter what they wear
30.The way they make you thank God for everyday you share together.
31.The way they say "I miss you"
32.The way they smile
33.The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it
all worth while
34.The way you can't stop thinking about kissing her neck.
35.The way you feel when you know you would easily jeopardize yourself
to protect her.
36.The way you feel when you see their name on the call display after
you just had a big fight
37.The way you miss them
38.The way you wouldn't trade how you feel when you kiss them for the
39.Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
40.Then the way apologize when it does hurt .. (even though we don't
41.They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
42.When everything seems wrong in the world, somehow they always
manage to make it better
Girls -you should be flattered, because whoever came up with this is
Guys -if you are human and you do not already have a girlfriend this
should make you want to scream at the top of your lungs "OH MY GOD I WANT A
Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know
that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your
life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When
you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you
say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own
life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons, no paperwould do it justice. It is a
thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.