IJMC Care for some Crow?

                    IJMC - Care for some Crow?

Classes are back and in full swing...first lab tomorrow. Oh boy...it's 
going to be a long quarter...although I do have an easy class...which 
balances the Chemistry. The chemistry won't be hard, but staying awake 
through the lectures...well, that's worth an "A" by itself!      -dave

One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.  For two days he
roamed around trying to find a way out.  He had not eaten anything during
this period and was famished.  Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald
eagle, killed it, and started to eat it.  Surprisingly a couple of park
rangers happen to find him at that moment, and arrested him for killing an
endangered species.

At court, he plead innocent to the charges against him claiming that if he
didn't eat the bald eagle he would have died from starvation.  The judge
ruled in his favor.  In the judges closing statement he asked the man, "I
would like you to tell me something before I let you go.  I have never
eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it.  What did it taste like?"
The man answered, "Well, it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane
and a spotted owl."

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