IJMC Troubled For a Title

                   IJMC - Troubled For a Title

A minor problem in my life...coming up with titles. One friend mentioned 
recently that the titles don't help to remember what the post was about. 
This is often true...I don't always try to match the two. Then another 
problem plagues tonight's post. All of the titles I can think of will get 
me in trouble with my Catholic friends...even though it is one of them 
who sent me this joke. Ah well, in answer I cheat. As you've seen, since 
you probably read the title before you got here. Ain't time grand?  -dave

Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, "Bless me father for I have
sinned, I have been with a loose woman."

   The Priest says, "Is that you Tommy?"

"Yes father, it is I."

   "Who was the woman you were with?"

"I cannot tell you for I do not wish to sully her reputation."

   The priest asks, "Was it Brenda O'Malley?"

"No father."

   "Was it Fiona MacDonald?"

"No father."

   "Was it Ann Brown?"

"No father, I cannot tell you."

   The priest says, "I admire your perseverance but you must atone for
your sins. Your penance will be five Our Fathers and four Hail Marys." 

Tommy goes back to his pew and his buddy Sean slides over and asks, "What

Tommy replies, "I got five Our Fathers, four Hail Marys and three good

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