IJMC - Kids Always Say The Most Adorable Things
Or maybe they don't. But, it can still be funny! I'd say this is a good
example of trying to make kids grow up too fast...the results can be
The kindergarteners were now in the first grade. Their teacher wanted
them to be more grown up since they were no longer in kindergarten. She
told them to use grown up words instead of baby words. She then asked
them to tell her what they did during the summer.
The first little one said he went to see his Nana. The teacher said,
"No, No, you went to see your grandmother. Use the grown up word."
The next little one said she went for a trip on a choo-choo. The teacher
again said, "No, No, you went on a trip on a train. That's the grown up
Then the teacher asked the third little one what he did during the
summer. He proudly stated that he read a book. The teacher asked what
book he had read. He puffed out his chest and in a very adult way
replied, "Winnie the Shit!"