IJMC - Stressbusters.

I personally think they should have quit with number 1. It's my favorite 
idea out of the 10...                                              -dave





HOW TO HANDLE STRESS:

1.  Jam 39 tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.

2.  Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.

3.  Dance naked in front of your pets.

4.  Retaliate for tax woes by filling out your returns with roman numerals.

5.  Leaf through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.

6.  Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of the Flintstones
    during that important finance meeting.

7.  Sit naked on a shelled, hard-boiled egg.

8.  Tell your boss to "blow it out his mule" and let him figure it out.

9.  Polish your car with earwax.

10.  Read the dictionary upside down and look for secret messages.