IJMC - A Real Winner

Ahh, one of everyone's favorite bodily functions. As a people, we have 
developed so many jokes regarding the fart. So, here's another one to add 
to the list. The Canonical List of Fart Jokes?                      -dave






Everyone farts, admit it or not.  Kings fart, queens fart.  Edward Lear,
the 19th century English landscape painter, wrote affectionately of a
favorite Duchess who gave enormous dinner parties attended by the cream of
society. One night she let out a ripper and quick as a flash she turned
her gaze to her stoic butler, standing, as always, behind her. "Hawkins!"
she cried, "Stop that!" "Certainly, your Grace", he replied with unhurried
dignity, "Which way did it go?"