IJMC - Oi! My Brain Hurts!

And if I found my self at a certain restaurant in Beverly Hills, 
Califonia...my pride would hurt as well...although I think I'd still be 
glad to be in a restaurant in Beverly Hills...before I make my first 
million or two...                                                 -dave






OFF THE WALL HUMOR

Adding one i saw years ago:
          vidi vici vini

     The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open. 
     * Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
 
     Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. 
     * Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL
  
     If you can piss this high, join the fire department.
     On the wall in the men's restroom at a height of 6 feet. 
     * O'Ryan's -Irish Pub. Ashland, Oregon.

     Beauty is only a light switch away.
     * Perkins Library.  Duke University.  Durham, North Carolina.
  
     I've decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
     * Houghton Library, Harvard University.  Cambridge, Massachusetts.
  
     If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then 
     let's all get wasted  together and have the time of our lives. 
     * Armand's Pizza.  Washington, D.C.
  
     Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" 
     * Rest stop off Route 81.  West Virginia.
  
     God made pot.  Man made beer.  Who do you trust? -The Irish Times.

     Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity. 
     * The Bayou, Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
  
     No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of 
     putting up with her %%%%.
     * Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill.  Chapel Hill,  North Carolina.
  
     To do is to be.       -Descartes
     To be is to do.       -Voltaire
     Do be do be do.     -Frank Sinatra
     * Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats.  Scottsdale,  Arizona.
 
     At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
     * Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson,  Arizona.
 
     It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
     * Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.
  
     Make love, not war.-Hell, do both, get married!
     * Women's restroom, The Filling Station.  Bozeman, Montana.
  
     God is dead.  -Nietzsche
     Nietzsche is dead.  -God
     * The Tombs Restaurant.  Washington, D.C.
  
     If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. 
     * Revolution Books.  New York, New York.
  
     A Woman's Rule of Thumb:  If it has tires or testicles, you're 
     going to have trouble with it.
     * Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort.  Dallas, Texas.
 
     JESUS SAVES!  But wouldn't it be better if he had invested? 
     * Men's restroom, American University.  Washington, D.C.

     If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? 
     Congress!
     * Men's restroom, House of Representatives.  Washington, D.C.
  
     Watch out for Gay Limbo Dancers
     * Inside toilet stall door, Men's restroom, ???
 
     Express Lane: Five beers or less
     * Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's. Pheonix, AZ.
  
     You're too good for him.
     * Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's. Beverly Hills, CA.
  
     No wonder you always go home alone.
     * Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's. Beverly Hills, CA.