IJMC - First the Lamb, Now the Sheepdog

I think that lamb cloning thing has gone to scientist's heads. They've 
got all these crazy gene-splicing ideas now. Who would have ever guessed 
it, they're going after dogs. But hey, it's good for a laugh so it's good 
for us!                                                             -dave







Proposed Dog Breeds:

Collie + Lhasa Apso
	Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy traNsPort

Spitz + Chow Chow
	Spitz-Chow, a Dog that throws up a lot

Bloodhound + Borzoi
	Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun

(NOTE: If you cross a Maltese with any other breed, it's a Maltese Cross)

Pointer + Setter
	Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet

Kerry Blue Terrier + Skye Terrier
	Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries

Great Pyrenees + Dachshund
	Pyradachs, a puzzling breed

Pekingnese + Lhasa Apso
	Peekasso, an abstract dog

Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel
	Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle

Labrador Retriever + Curly Coated Retriever
	Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists

Newfoundland + Basset Hound
	Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors

Terrier + Bulldog
	Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes

Bloodhound + Labrador
	Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly

Malamute + Pointer
	Moot Point, owned by....oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway

Collie + Malamute
	Commute, a dog that travels to work

Deerhound + Terrier
	Derriere, a dog that's true to the end